Comments on: Coming Soon: Retard Kolaches

By: Mark Bennett

Mark Bennett — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:38:26 +0000

No, but it’s fascinating that that is how your brain works.

There’s no statutory rape involved in impregnating a teenager unless one of the parties is at least three years older than the other (in TX, YMMV etc.).

By: DRH

DRH — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:31:20 +0000

Hmmm… are you comparing mental illness to statutory rape?

Weird.

By: Jdog

Jdog — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:27:49 +0000

Okay, I’ll run with it. If I were writing the book, the KUTB would be a bakery attached to a halfway house for young, formerly homeless, expectant mothers who would work as wait- and bake-staff. The place would be scrupulously clean, of course.

Their ads would read: “Here at the Knocked Up Teenager Bakery, we’ve always got a bun in the oven.”

I ran into Rodentman (not his real name) at the gun store today. He gave me his business card. Rman lost a leg in a motorcyle accident, some years ago, and his business card reads: “Dismemberment has its privileges.”

By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:13:38 +0000

The Knocked-Up Teenager Bakery: are you eligible for an SBA loan if your mother was a RWNJ candidate for vice president?