Comments on: The UCC: Ban it Fully, or Not at All. http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html the tao of criminal defense trial lawyering Wed, 17 Mar 2010 19:13:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Dan B http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html/comment-page-1#comment-9286 Dan B Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:37:17 +0000 http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html#comment-9286 Wow, now I'm glad I spent all those seemingly worthless hours reading about bizarre legal conspiracy theories. If I hadn't, I wouldn't have realized just how brilliantly hilarious this post was. Thanks, Mark! Wow, now I’m glad I spent all those seemingly worthless hours reading about bizarre legal conspiracy theories. If I hadn’t, I wouldn’t have realized just how brilliantly hilarious this post was. Thanks, Mark!

]]> By: Gritsforbreakfast http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html/comment-page-1#comment-9266 Gritsforbreakfast Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:55:16 +0000 http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html#comment-9266 Huh, I thought they'd cleaned up the whole deal about who could apply for UCC liens, etc., after the Republic of Texas fiasco. I'd be surprised if prisoners are filing them. However, NOT so surprised somebody used your return address without permission trying to smuggle in contraband. Huh, I thought they’d cleaned up the whole deal about who could apply for UCC liens, etc., after the Republic of Texas fiasco. I’d be surprised if prisoners are filing them.

However, NOT so surprised somebody used your return address without permission trying to smuggle in contraband.

]]> By: Thomas R. Griffith (The Griffith Files - 1984 & Beyond) http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html/comment-page-1#comment-9257 Thomas R. Griffith (The Griffith Files - 1984 & Beyond) Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:00:40 +0000 http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html#comment-9257 What the F____ was all that about? Second thought, I don't wanna know. Move along there is nothing to see here folks, move along now. What the F____ was all that about? Second thought, I don’t wanna know. Move along there is nothing to see here folks, move along now.

]]> By: Tarian http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html/comment-page-1#comment-9254 Tarian Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:51:59 +0000 http://bennettandbennett.com/blog/2009/06/the-ucc-ban-it-fully-or-not-at-all.html#comment-9254 Mark, you've made a grave mistake in your choice of subject matter. It and your recent jibes about my anonymity have left me no choice but to reveal my secret identity, leave a comment, and warn you, as a friend, that your life is now worthless and you should leave the United States at once for one of the few, backward countries not controlled by the B.A.R. My associates and I believe that the less the common folk -- especially those legal luminaries in our prison system -- know about the UCC, the better. It is indeed the supreme law of the land, and it's stranglehold has only been tightened by the fact that none of the court in Harris County have proper jurisdiction to say otherwise. Because the American flags displayed in said courtrooms are bordered with gold fringe, they are therefore Admiralty Courts and have no venue to hear criminal cases. If only that had been the case in the California court that heard my case, and, ultimately, sentenced me to jail. I could have easily invalidated their authority over me and gone free. But don't worry. I will have my revenge. Your careless words will now cost you everything. As your friend I give you the rare luxury of a warning. As of midnight tonight your blog will be shut down, silent black helicopters will descend on your manor in the Heights, and you and your loved ones will never be seen again...unless you leave right now for the most hospitable Central American massage parlor you can think of. Knowing that your blog is not long for this world, I can safely reveal my secret identity. I had not wanted to make anyone feel inferior or insecure in the face of my intellect so far, but, as Styx sang -- or so I'm told by some incredibly old people -- "the time has come at last...to throw away this mask...so everyone can see...my true identity!" I am anonymous no longer, Mark. I hope you're satisfied. It was nice knowing you. Paris Hilton President, British Accreditation Registry Supreme Chancellor, Illuminati Motto: The UCC -- it's hott!!! Mark, you’ve made a grave mistake in your choice of subject matter. It and your recent jibes about my anonymity have left me no choice but to reveal my secret identity, leave a comment, and warn you, as a friend, that your life is now worthless and you should leave the United States at once for one of the few, backward countries not controlled by the B.A.R.

My associates and I believe that the less the common folk — especially those legal luminaries in our prison system — know about the UCC, the better. It is indeed the supreme law of the land, and it’s stranglehold has only been tightened by the fact that none of the court in Harris County have proper jurisdiction to say otherwise. Because the American flags displayed in said courtrooms are bordered with gold fringe, they are therefore Admiralty Courts and have no venue to hear criminal cases. If only that had been the case in the California court that heard my case, and, ultimately, sentenced me to jail. I could have easily invalidated their authority over me and gone free. But don’t worry. I will have my revenge.

Your careless words will now cost you everything. As your friend I give you the rare luxury of a warning. As of midnight tonight your blog will be shut down, silent black helicopters will descend on your manor in the Heights, and you and your loved ones will never be seen again…unless you leave right now for the most hospitable Central American massage parlor you can think of.

Knowing that your blog is not long for this world, I can safely reveal my secret identity. I had not wanted to make anyone feel inferior or insecure in the face of my intellect so far, but, as Styx sang — or so I’m told by some incredibly old people — “the time has come at last…to throw away this mask…so everyone can see…my true identity!”

I am anonymous no longer, Mark. I hope you’re satisfied. It was nice knowing you.

Paris Hilton
President, British Accreditation Registry
Supreme Chancellor, Illuminati

Motto: The UCC — it’s hott!!!

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