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Adam Winter and Thomas DiCicco: Lying Asshats of the Day

Mark Bennett | July 10, 2009

Today’s asshats of the day are Adam Winter and Thomas A. DiCicco, Jr. of “Web Guardian” (I don’t know if it’s this WebGuardian, but it’s probably just a boiler room in Boca Raton).
The first time Adam called he gave his full name (“Adam Winter”, possibly a pseudonym; if I were working in a sleazy boiler [...]

R.W. Lynch Raises Its Ugly Head Again

Mark Bennett | February 27, 2009

Last month I got a call from Terry Fifer (or it maybe Terri Fifer or Terry Phifer or Terri Phifer) at R.W. Lynch claiming that she was calling about “a new case — an injury that I was involved in.”
Since then she has become more truthful — “I want to know if you handle personal [...]

It’s Thursday, and R.W. Lynch Still Lies

Mark Bennett | January 28, 2009

Telephone message from Terry Fifer, Tel. 480-345-3324: “New case — an injury that I was involved in. Please call me.”
Since a) I don’t take injury cases; b) this is an out-of-town number; and c) the call went directly to my answering service (a listed number, but not one that I give out, so that the [...]

A Note for Longtime Readers

Mark Bennett | May 23, 2008

Eight months down the road, this guy is still in jail. (Not the lawyer, though that would be appropriate, but the client he lied to in order to get the case.)

Asshat Lawyer of the Day

Mark Bennett | April 26, 2008

With a hat tip to alert reader Brendan Kelly, the story (USA Today Blog) of an Indiana Republican congressional candidate, Tony Zirkle, speaking at a birthday party for Adolf Hitler. (For this post only, the Rule Against Calling People Nazis in Comments is suspended.)
Brendan also helpfully directed me to Mr. Zirkle’s politician CV, from which [...]

Lying Liar Lawyers

Mark Bennett | September 7, 2007

I take an appointed criminal case in federal court from time to time. I don’t need the cases (my time is worth much more than the $94-an-hour that the federal courts pay under the CJA), but I see indigent defense as a public service. As a consequence, I don’t have any problem with my appointed [...]