Next Time, Avoid Eye Contact

Posted on March 21, 2008
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From the “You Mean You’re Not Supposed to Do That?” files:

Lawyer held in contempt for simulating masturbation in court.

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5 Responses to “Next Time, Avoid Eye Contact”

  1. Western Justice on March 21st, 2008 6:50 pm

    Wow! What a complete idiot. When I read the title, I thought it was in the context of imitating a fact before the jury, I didn’t know it was actually to a judge. Very inappropriate.

  2. Mark Bennett on March 21st, 2008 6:59 pm

    WJ,

    Thanks for the comment. Funny you should say that!

  3. Jigmeister on March 21st, 2008 8:20 pm

    Its a gender problem. A male judge might not have been so offended. Apparently Charlie wasn’t. I know. I know. Carry the PR bond in your pocket.

  4. Michael on March 21st, 2008 10:56 pm

    As an Austinite, I can tell you the most amazing thing about this story is the judge involved. Judge Breland is probably the most easy-going, non-vindictive judge in the courthouse. I imagine Reposa must have been pushing her buttons for months to get a trip to the crossbar hotel.

    There’s more to this story, but you’ll have to wait to read it in the TBJ.

  5. Ron in Houston on March 22nd, 2008 7:03 am

    Nice post, I needed a laugh in the morning.

    Thanks Mark, er - I mean Batman.

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