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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.
Do you charge a zebra consultation fee?
I do — zebras make terrible clients.
It’s an overused word, but appropriate here:
Awesome Picture.
Was there anyone in the driver’s seat when that was taken? Or are you leaning waaaaay over onto the passenger side?
Jen took the pic. I was in the driver’s seat, leaning waaaayyy back — we’d just passed a sign saying “Warning: Zebras Bite! Do Not Hand-Feed.”
(I think the signs were there not because zebras are any more likely to bite than are giraffes or deer or antelope or goats, but because zebras, when hand-fed by people in cars, can get very aggressive.