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I Leave the Punchline Writing to You

The Chronicle’s Allan Turner sure knows how to write a straight line:

Alarmed by a 4-foot rat snake found in a janitor’s closet, wildlife experts Thursday searched the Harris County Criminal Justice Center’s fourth floor for signs that more reptiles had infested the headquarters of the district attorney’s office.

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Mark Bennett got his letter of marque from the Supreme Court of Texas in May 1995. He is famous for having no sense of humor when it comes to totalitarianism.

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3 Responses to “I Leave the Punchline Writing to You”

David Tarrell says:

31 May 2008 at 5:12 am

How can they tell?

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The Blawgraphy | Serendipity in News Reporting says:

1 June 2008 at 11:21 am

[...] which of course did not go unnoticed here, here and [...]

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Monday Morning Jumpstart: June Swoon | a public defender says:

2 June 2008 at 5:23 am

[...] Bennett leaves the hidden meaning in this sentence up to [...]

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