Posted on
February 26, 2008 in
. . . do not wear a hoodie.
Someone just walked past the front of the home office wearing a dark hoodie, and both dogs (ROUSs — Ridgebacks of Unusual Size) went absolutely insane.
Rhodesian Ridgebacks are excellent judges of character (else they wouldn’t be welcome in the office); in their view, apparently, trustworthy people simply do not wear hoodies.
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Hmm. Maybe you should have one of the dogs sit second chair with you during voir dire.
I don’t get it. you live in texas. isn’t it like 122 degrees every day of the year? who needs a hoodie?
Hmm, Bill Belichick wears a hoodie…
I think that’s his point.
Wearing a hoodie in Texas might be number #1 on the list of “You might be about to be robbed if . . .”
fairly put, but if wearing a hoodie is clear evidence of intent to rob then shouldn’t every red-blooded texan whip out his shootin’ iron and blast any pre-offender walking down the street wearing one? you might reasonably make the case for self-defense on the grounds that the wearing of hoodies is an assault.
Hmmm, were those hoodie wearing people minorities?
Call the Chronicle – Mark Bennett may have racist dogs.
Bennett’s doing hoodie dog posts now? Is there nothing at all happening in Harris County?