20 Rules for Being a Criminal Defense Lawyer

 Posted on September 11,2010 in Uncategorized

Courtesy of Robb Fickman, and because Greenfield loves "list" posts, 20 rules for being a criminal-defense lawyer, given by Robb to Craig Still on the occasion of his leaving the DA's Office and joining the Brethren of the Courts (annotations are mine):

Craig's List on How to be a Criminal Defense Lawyer1. Get the money up front.2. If a client says money is no problem, that's because he doesnt have any.3. If a client cries, charge him more.4. Assume all clients are wired.5. If a client asks you to use a " land line" be concerned.6. Never make a client's bond.7. Never have sex with a client, while representing the client.8. Always use written contracts. Handshakes aren't admissible.9. Remember there are snitches on the listserve.10. Don't hold onto "originals."11. Don't meet with the client to "help tidy up the scene"12. Beware of clients who come In with no shirt on.13. Any money you loan a client Is a "gift".14. If a client talks about God, just go along.15. The more family that comes in, the less money the client has.16. Never "deliver" anything to the client from the " family",17. Don't "hold money" for a client, particularly if they are from the valley.18. The trust account is called the trust account for a reason.19. Don't make Tom Zaratti your partner.20. Drink at the Char.