2015.33: In Which I Gertrude About Gertruding about Gertruding

 Posted on January 30,2015 in Uncategorized

I would never say that I don't need to prove that I don't need to prove that I'm opposed to cops being murdered. Because it's obvious that I don't need to prove that I don't need to prove that I oppose murder, and rape, and revenge porn, and all of the other bad things. It goes without saying. And nobody would suggest that I need to prove that I need to prove that I'm opposed to bad things unless I proactively insisted that such was not the case.

So, once and for all, not only am I opposed to all the bad things, but also I don't need to prove it. And furthermore I don't need to prove that.

I hope it's obvious. I would hate to have to prove that I don't need to prove that I don't need to prove that I oppose all of the bad things.

(I want Urban Dictionary credit for coining the verb "to gertrude," meaning "to create doubt in a proposition by insisting upon it.")